Thursday, June 2, 2011

Drive Angry 2D [Patrick Lussier]

The 3D on the theatrical run of Drive Angry must have been really something for my friends to like it, because in plain ol' 2D it majorly sucks. Apart from an amusing-cool turn by William Fichtner as the supernatural Accountant, this Terminator-meets-Cobra-with-lashings-of-Shoot 'Em Up vehicle has scarcely any of the charm or wit of its inspirations. The colors look washed out, Nicholas Cage is in trademark "I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning" mode, and apart from VERY brief bits where the goofiness of the proceedings elicits a smile, the bulk of this shitty drive is a waiting game for the end-credits.

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