But it has A-picture ambitions, and so we also have a sodden drama with the most confounding of allusions. Our leading man (Austin Abrams) is called "Jay", harking back to the Old Testament story of Jonah and the Whale. Briefly, God wants Jonah to obey his command. But naughty Jonah runs the other way in a sailing boat, so God busts him by rousing up a storm (literally) and having him swallowed by a whale. When he repents, he is let out in a torrent of whale vomit. Happy ending.
For Jay, God is replaced by his father Mitt) played by Josh Brolin, doing his best geezer Nick Nolte impression). When the film begins, Mitt has committed suicide by drowning himself at sea because of his cancer. He and Jay have had a very troubled relationship, so much so the boy has not attended the funeral. But for some reason, Jay gets the idea of finding his father's remains. In flashbacks, whose clumsiness even Pietro 'JFK ' Scalia's cutting skills cannot conceal, we learn that Mitt was an overbearing dad forever on Jay's tail about diving and survival. He is also a drunk and an eco-nutter that resents the idea of the majestic whale reduced to a tourist selfie opportunity. And yeah, he has cancer, the sort that is clearly geared at garnering award nominations. Mitt's "tough love" parenting (which seems restricted to Jay, his girls only have loving memories) and demand that the son match his rigorous discipline drives the son away to landlocked Iowa (thus mimicking Jonah's attempt to escape). But after he is trapped in the whale, his father's rants are suddenly revealed as life-saving strategies that Jay applies to survive in and ultimately escape his whale-cell.
To say that the father-son drama is boring is an understatement. Every time the film cuts away from the present to a flashback, it flops like a fish out of water. With the film's pointed agenda of making the drunk nutter cancer patient father a spiritual guide to the boy, the portrait we get of Brolin's character is not even consistent, and you want to throw beer cans at him. Heck, I would pay to see this movie with all the drama bits stripped out and remade as a Meg sequel with Jason Statham punching his way out of the damn whale.









